if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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