i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
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