we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
