You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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