Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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