ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
