How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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