dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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