Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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