But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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