Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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