Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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