So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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