11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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