who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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