return my video game
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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