White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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