i jhust puked up my retainher.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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