absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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