I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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