I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
So many bounce houses so little time
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
