I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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