my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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