It was confusing and full of hummus
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
