I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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