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what?
penguin condom
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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