Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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