So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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