Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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