did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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