what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Randomize
