So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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