you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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