The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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