There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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