the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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