I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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