Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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