this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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