You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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