Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
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