I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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