oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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