1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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