eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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