So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
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someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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