It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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