I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you will always have a special place in my vag
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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