You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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