He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
nutella sex= disaster
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Randomize
