yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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