Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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