Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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