Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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