i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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