We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
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I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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